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the funniest fucking book ever by George Carlin
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Defication in a liquid-like consistency, sometimes harboring solid "pebbles" of fecal matter. In most cases, Napalm Butt has been known to burn to rectum of its victim, causing wiping to sting uncontrollably.
Ugh. Those Hot Cheetos gave me some serious Napalm Butt.
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Masturbating with a Deep Heat covered hand
He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke
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A quite horrible and cruel prison weapon used against inmates. It consists of boiling water and dissolved sugar boiled in a kettle. The effect of this is similar to napalm and melts skin away in a matter of seconds.
Guard 1: "did you see the rioters yesterday? Threw the napalm treatment right at an inmates face!"
Guard 2: "he isn't getting any ladies any time soon."
When you’re fucking a girl in the ass and she leaves diarrhea on your dick
After a taco dinner with my girl, I put it in her ass and she Japanese Napalmed all over me and the clean sheets
A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.
Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross
When you eat spicy food before hand and later that night you take a piss and it feels like a flash back to Vietnam and you dick is a flame thrower
Dam I ate some spicy soup and later on I had a serious case of napalm dick