Next Sale

A twice yearly incident were one wakes up early to queue up to the store and clear away a pile of unwanted shit.

Why do you even bother going to the next sale? You get out of bed early and all there is in there is SHIT.

Next to Normal

One of the greatest and most inspiring musicals ever made. About a suburban family going through loss, depression, and substance abuse. Won the Pulitizer Prize in 09' features some of the best actors of this century and the next. Music and book by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey.

Writing paper *I'm Alive from Next To Normal comes on Pandora*

Me: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE

go next

Originating in online gaming, "go next" refers to giving up on the current match for one reason or another in order to play another, hopefully with better or less toxic teammates.

Player 1:"Ugh, had to deal with a flaming jungler in my last League game. Total free win if he didnt have such a bad attitude."
Player 2: "Oh well, go next, nothing you can do about that."

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Next Tuesday

If there is something you want to do, but don't know when you can say you will do it "next Tuesday"

Paula, "Lets go visit Brandon in New Jersey!"
Andrew, "OK, lets go next Tuesday."

next caller

Used to indicate annoyance and disapproval of one’s behavior or actions; analogous to “I’m done with you”

I’m so tired of these racist tik tok stars with their half-assed apologies. NEXT CALLER!!

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up next

When someone or something is on the verge of blowing up and becoming really successful.

My ex texted me, she knows I'm up next.

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Next Question

A 5-star response to a question with an obvious answer. Made notorious by Gnarheads and Bro's alike. This can also be used in reply to observations. Lets face it, it's the ultimate response.

next question.

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