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When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.
Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.
To receive fellatio whilst driving a vehicle.
She gave me a motion blotion on the way to the party last night.
Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.
Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."
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Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.
Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.
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The situation you face during diarrhea and dysentery. Mostly synonymous to diarrhea and dysentery to the people in Indian Subcontinent.
How long have you been in toilet? Got loose motion?
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Noun- When a guy watches a girl do any physical activity. He watches those cannons bounce in Bro Motion.
1. The other day i watched a girl jog. It was all in Bro Motion!
2. Watching that hunny work out was so hard to handle, it was like she was working in Bro Motion.
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To move one's body at a low rate, in this case its used for in a dance.
In other cases its when the movement is retained at a low pace.
"Baby, dont shake ya body so fast, slow motion for me."
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