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The biggest piece of shit of a school. Shouldn't be considered a college. A complete joke. The advisers don't help you at all. They tell you it's a good school but it's absolutely terrible. In the middle of a the ghetto (Gary IN) but they insist that it's safe. yeah bull shit that's why there were at least 4 assaults on campus this past year. Don't ever go here if you are in this area and have to stay home for a year I highly suggest going to Purdue north central, Purdue cal or even Ivy tech over this pathetic excuse of a college.
(real situation)
Student: "What classes do i need to take this semester that will help me achieve my goal to graduate as this major at Indiana University Northwest?"
adviser: "i can't really help you with that you need to figure that out on your own."
... really why the fuck are you an adviser
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Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.
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A cheap college education in the ghetto (a.k.a. Gary, IN) with relatively easy classes and professors who don't care as much as they should at the main campuses, yet still considered as a Indiana University degree.
Person 1-- Hey I'm going to Indiana University Northwest next semester!
Person 2-- Fuck you, I'm going to B-town and get a better education!
Person 1-- At least I pay less than you do in all 4 years at B-town and get easier classes..
Person 2-- Stfu you ghetto hick.
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A small hick school with kids who either try to act too hood or too redneck. Many pedofile teachers that somehow keep their jobs but it’s all okay. Located on a swamp the building is ready to collapse at any given time.
Oh your kid goes to Northwest Area High School, didn’t that place catch on fire?
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Originating in the Great Northwest after many days of no sleep you may find yourself face to fingers digging for unknown phantom bugs, blemish, or any strange skin disturbances. Alas you have been bitten by the the northwest pick n pock.
Northwest pick n pock. Hey Lucreatia your face looks like shit! Stop picking your face you ya tweak! I think you need a sandwich and a nap :)
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A school that we are told exists, but in reality doesn't. This is because the members of NNU are fake. Assholes. Dicks. Close-minded, illogical, republican, conservative, homophobes.
JESUS WAS PERFECT! SMOKERS SUCK!
After I went to NNU-Northwest Nazarene University, I had to wipe three layers of slime off of my clothes.
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Take the skin of your ball sack, make it into a cup. When you’re about to ejaculate let it drip down the shaft and into the reservoir you've created. Now what you do from here varies by culture, but cheers!
While enjoying the Northwest Teacup be sure to follow tea time etiquette. For example, when not at a table it is considered rude to drink from the teacup without holding the tea saucer in your left hand, while holding the tea cup in your right. Don’t be impolite hold those balls!