when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body
"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?
when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.
When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.