Random
Source Code
Random
An asshole who was involved in making some of the best music of his times, but still doesn't know he's an asshole.
John Lennon got most of the shit about being arrogant, while sly Paul McCartney some people must think was too cool to be an asshole, or he pretends he doesn't hear people when they say he's an asshole. It doesn't make the Beatles anything less than the Beatles (a one of a kind band), but its who he was as a person in life.
1👍 1👎
Close enough to The Beatles. Great band, great music. Enough said.
You: Justin Timberlake?
Me: No.
You: Fall Out Boy?
Me: No.
You: Paul McCartney & Wings?
Me: Fuck yeah.
65👍 3👎
The Paul McCartney Towel is the one that you got as concert swag and use to protect your sheets during sex if someone is menstruating.
"Babe, I'm on my period."
"No worries. I will get out the Paul McCartney Towel."
Ha if you thought John Lennon’s moan was hot think again… all who’s heard of McCartneys moan will get a boner so huge they will not only ascend to the next level of intelligence but in fact become a all powerful monotheistic supreme being who will not only rule the world but In fact the universe itself. No one can handle a power quite like this. Unless you are capable for the ascension. Who knows. The risk is worth it.
Paul McCartney’s moan is hot
5👍 1👎
If you play the record backward, it says "Paul McCartney is Dead!!!!"
6👍 54👎
Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo
You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new
This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences
Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it