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philadelphia

1. A city that is falling apart thanks to poverty and deindustrialization.

2. A place where people from the clean, safe SUBURBS of Philly claim to live, but the reality is only poor black people live in Philly, alongside the white, suburban population that temporarily calls the city home as they pursue their degrees at Temple, La Salle Drexel, University of the Arts or U Penn.

3. A place that, although already rich in history, got screwed out of becoming the capital of the United States because of the Dixieolopoly that forced the "compromised" location of present day Washington D.C.

4. A city that can't seem to produce a championship in any sport, no matter how promising each year looks.

5. Getting screwed over in general

Person 1: Have you seen the Census of 1940 and the Census of 2000?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: What the HELL happened to Philadelphia?

I thought I had been handed a philadelphia when I was the last to get dinner, but I quickly remembered that the city had been shafted ten times worse than I had and I was exaggerating my own problems.

by Roger Clemens November 30, 2004

93πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


Philadelphia

AKA "The City of Brothers in Love"
1. A dirty, bum ridden sesspool with all of the vile attitude of New York, but with none of the charm
2. Best place to find a cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive.
4. a cesspool

1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg October 31, 2005

52πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Philadelphia

The city of brotherly hate not love come to this city and see the chaos of crime fast death jobs are hard to find go to the city might be homeless always not sunny here nasty history of the black slavery times where the quakers use blacks . Main focus in Philly they come after baltimore can cause issues with there respect factors they show no love to you and they stay shallow like all the time so watch your back in this city. Blacks have a deep issue here.

My blacks live in Philadelphia but they make it or stick together the crime rate is bad the black women want a way out of this hell its like a trap here.

by Wisdomgirl November 20, 2015

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Philadelphia

Haha, fuck man.

Philadelphia could be one of the most underestimated cities out there. It makes 18 on mastercards global cities list, #4 largest economy in the us, and yet a cnn reporter answers this question on air:

Guy: How will this effect the east?
Reporter: Well no doubt this will effect the important cities in the east, Boston, New York, Washington....

It's like the kid in school who wasn't ever taken seriously. Meh, Philadelphia sucks ass anyway.

1 more year when I get my degree, i'm getting the fuck out of that shithole! (philadelphia)

Cnn weather report: Rain will then spread into the big cities of Boston, New York and Dc.

by Ohfuckmylifeisdead February 10, 2009

41πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


philadelphia

a city full of narcissistic assholes who tend to rep it in a negative way

girl 1: "north philly's where it's at. if you ain't from north philly, you ain't no true nigga. all da reel niggas from north philly, dog."
girl 2: "you need to kill yourself."
philadelphia.

by farts mcdildoes November 1, 2011

26πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Philadelphia

AKA "The City of Brothers in Love"
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool

1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg October 31, 2005

66πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Philadelphia

Basically the ugliest, dirtiest, most crime infested town you will ever fucking run across. Town boasts the Eagles who have never even won a fucking superbowl, the Flyers whose last stanley cup pre-dates the nation's bicentennial, the Phillies who have more loses than any other team in the majors, and a bunch of colleges who have never won anything like villanova, st. joes, and temple. A philly cheestake cant talk shit against a Primanti brothers sandwich. In philly there is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the vile locals. PHILTHadelphia a disgusting city full of niggers who live off welfare and whites who think they are tough shit and never fucking shower. That’s probably why that pathetic excuse of a city smells like a stanky and slimy pussy. People that live in philly are either too retarted to realize that they live in a shit hole or they are too poor to move anywhere else. The only things more pure than its inferiority complex to Pittsburgh is its heroin and its hatred towards progress, common sense and education. Like i said, its a dump.

Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Pittsburgh!

by zam9 December 28, 2009

91πŸ‘ 154πŸ‘Ž