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A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.
It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.
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To go down on a female when on the floor.
We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink
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A sales rep providing lunch by buying all the pre-cut sandwiches from the local shop.
"The deli is out of sandwiches some knob jockey must be throwing a powerpoint picnic for the sales team.
eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time
"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."
When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.
After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.
(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.
A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
(n) A descriptive noun used to describe an event as less than perfect. Derived from the Latin ceralus picnicus that tells of a misguided suitor that was so lame he brought only cereal to a picnic date.
Let's blow this party - with all the quarterback chads and lindsay hiltons it's turned out to be a cereal picnic.