Dift Pic

When a guy is so desperate to get a girl's attention on Valentine's day, that he's willing to go as far as abusing the Facebook messenger's new feature, by sending her a Dick Pic via a gift-wrapped message.

Desperate Guy : *Sends Dift Pic*
Girl 1 : OMG it's this annoying guy again !
Girl 2 : What message did he send you this time ?
Girl 1 : I dunno let me check ... Oh WOW he sent me some sort of gift !?
Girl 2 : OMG you're so lucky to get spoiled on Valentine's Day ! Open it girl !!!
Girl 1 : *Unwraps Dift Pic*
Girls 1 and 2 : Ooohhh Hell Naaahhh !!

myspace pic

A photo taken for myspace whereby the person has previously spent hours putting on makeup and getting the right angle so their myspace friends will think they are photogenic and so they can recieve comments on how amazing they are. Usualy taken by a myspace whore. Basically, an extreamly vain picture which is always better looking than the person.

comment my new myspace pic

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Dick Pic

When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis

Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better

Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?

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Richard Pic

1. A picture of one's penis. A less explicit way of saying "dick pic". A nickname of the name Richard is 'Dick,' which is interchanged in this word so as not to sound so vulgar. A dick pic is a picture of a male's penis sent through text message, email, or usually, any other type of social media or forms of communication.

Ex 1:

*Three dudes are in a nursing home*
Dude 1: Guys, I sent a Richard Pic to Amanda last night!
Dude 2: Awesome! Did she like your dick pic?!
Elderly Person: SHH!!! No bad language!
Dude 2: Sorry! Did she like your Richard Pic?!

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pics. now.

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"

>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.

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Bust Pic

A picture that upon seeing it makes you absolutely want to bust a nut

Peter you should have seen what Olivia sent me last night absolute BUST PIC!

Man I wish!

Tool pic

A male, typically shirtless, taking photos to impress the opposite or in some cases same sex... Photo styles usually include the classic mirror selfie, or downward angle.

"Mary did you see franks tool pic?"
"Yeah, what a meat head!"

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