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When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.
It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.
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When a person loves Valve's two games Portal and Portal 2 so much that they can't stop playing it, thinking about it, or searching for more Portal-related content. One suffering from portal addiction can either be addicted to the gameplay itself, or even the storyline and characters. Sometimes, said persons will turn to fan fiction, unofficial mods, or portal-related websites for continuation of the Portal series storyline.
All Jimmy does is play Portal 2 and read fanfic about Aperture Science; I think he's suffering from Portal addiction.
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The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.
i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!
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A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."
Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
An Asian YouTuber who makes analysis videos on games. He's part of the beta male group called Beta Bit.
Max: Woah! Is that Chris Portal?
Pacey: Shut up retard
where the law of physics and common sense break down
It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity
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the best game involving potatoes
person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game
person 2: just play portal 2
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