Seductive Reasoning

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.

"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.

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because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic

"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."

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Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

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creative reason

To kick someone off or out of something, because they’re scared they might have to get out of bed and actually do their job.

We have decided to let go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

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No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

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Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

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Amanductive Reasoning

The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.

Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...

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