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A tall charming boy who plays the trumpet he has brown hair and brown eyes and likes girls named Jacey
1.who is that?
2.thats Ryder
1.im going to talk to him
2.ok good luck
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This is the man who will fuck your bitch unconditional and then just talks to you like you're all good the next day. Essentially the biggest fucking cunt on planet earth. The only reason people are friends with him is because he's nice. Also has a dick the size of a giraffes neck, but it also has spots.
What the hell is wrong with you Ryder?
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Ryder is the type of person to want to suck your girls dick, he would probably suck himself off if he could but his dick is WAYYY ago small. He’s usually horny so he resorts to CBT ( cock and ball torture ).
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‼️ Ryder is a cool kid 😎 He gets all the girls and is a total Ladies man 👨 . His AXE 🪓 cologne is amazing and attracts all the girls 😇. Ryder is NOT fruity so back off men 🗣! Ryder is a super straight cute guy😳😳
Hey stinky who tf is wearing that strong AXE cologne 😳
Oh sorry fam it’s super straight absolute mega chad hot boy non fruity sexc Ryder 🥰
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a weird kid that’s probably in your health class. probably knows that you take pictures of him and send them to your best friend. thinks that you got hit in the head with a golf club because apparently you have a nonexistent dent in your forehead.
“hey you know that kid ryder in our health class?”
“yeah, he saw me take a picture of him today to send to you.”
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a boy who lives in a midwestern state, plays guitar and drums, super emo, and hates everyone
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GTA: SA Spoilers Ahead A bitch-aas nigga that betrays the homies of Grove Street by working with Officer Tenpenny, Ballas, and a Chubby Mothefucka' that can't aim fo' shit; Ryder also roasts my nigga CJ when he drives.
"Same old CJ, BUSTA', straight busta!" -Ryder
"I got with them mothefuckers though, showed them niggas who's gangsta! Ryder Nigga! Ninja style!"
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