if sandwich

Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen

I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich

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Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the pure definition of perfection. The ears of the person hearing such word as Sandwicher will be most likely blessed. Sandwicher is also the Username of a very cool dude. As the word has "Sandwich" because Sandwiches taste very good (fact)

Person: Sandwicher
Sandwicher: Yes?
Person: im taking the kids

Sandwich

What do you want to know, it's a freakin' sandwich.

Uh, sandwich.

Sandwich

Salami Lid

THE SALAMI LID WONT FIT ON THE SALAMI LID. SANDWICH

Sandwich

The ultimate bread you can get. Only made by property in the kitchen.

Tommy: Aye to can you ask your property to make me a sandwich
Kevin:Whats a sandwich
Tommy:Yo it’s the ultimate bread time
Kevin:Oh shit I can’t believe she never told me about it I’ll make sure to slap the shit outta her for that

Sandwich

Slang for a nigearian prince

My sandwich took my bank details

The sandwich

Anal sex - where you shove your meat into some buns

I'm looking forward to the sandwich with you tonight.