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When a man or woman dips his or her hand in hot sauce and proceeds to jam his or her fist into his or her partner's ass hole.
Wow that was one spicy Shanghai Chimichanga we shared last night. My butt hole is on fire!
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when the rich Chinese man comes to your village and steals your potatoes and then goes back home and opens up some jazz club
Calvin, you dirty shanghai pig. You stole all my potatoes!
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Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight
I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express
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The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.
Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.
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When you're fuckin a chinese girl from behind, right as you're about to come in her ass, you pull out, and as she turns around to see what's going on, you bust a nut in her eye. Because her eyes are a little bit smaller than a white, latina, or african american girl's, it takes extreme precision to get the semen in her eye. If you can pull off the Shanghai Shooter followed by a Cleveland Steamer you're the man.
Billy was fuckin Ling Ling in the ass last night and pulled off the Shanghai Shooter. Using extreme precision he got his entire load in her left eye. It burned her eye for a good 10 minutes
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The act of inserting your fist into a bodily orifice and opening your hand in a swift manner
And then he gave me the Shanghai Shocker...it was amazing!
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Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.