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To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.
I hate talking to Jordan, he always does the Porte Shuffle making things weird.
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Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.
Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.
The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.
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Leaving a bar, party, or any event especially those where alcohol is served without informing others in your party in an effort to avoid public scorn, ridicule, or abuse for leaving early.
A quality shuffle must be performed without others noticing until the shuffler is well on his/her way home. Seasoned shufflers have the ability to complete a shuffle, even under serious suspicion that they are doing so. While leaving early is frowned upon, a quality Waupaca Shuffle must be appreciated.
"Last night, I left my spare keys, a decoy wallet, and a full beer on the bar, all in an effort to do the Waupaca Shuffle"
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It is a shuffle, used by the British post-hardcore band, Enter Shikari.
You can see it in their video to the single 'Destabilise'
It consists on them jumping from side to side together and Rob, the drummer, moving in time to them.
Fan 1: "Hey, did you see the new Enter Shikari video?"
Fan 2: "Yeah! Did you see them doing the Shikari shuffle? F*cking great mate."
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When a piece of white trash fakes a limp due to some illegitimate back injury to obtain pain killers to snort
Hey guys, you should really hide your prescription bottles Dirty Mike is on the way over and you know he's going to be rocking that opiate shuffle today.
Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.
Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.
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