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screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 February 26, 2016


Creamy Slim Jim

Slang for D**k

"Wanna see my creamy slim Jim"
"Eww dude no"

by XxGhoulDogxX June 26, 2021


Indiana slim Jim

the act of burping slim jim breath into someone else’s water bottle during a road trip

Bro yo stank ass breath ruined my water bottle. You know how many wash cycles it’s been through and it *still* smells that bad?”
Ah yes the ol’ Indiana slim jim

by iouwu February 8, 2023


Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 29, 2022