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this is when a porr man cum shots a rich person and covers their diamonds in sperm.
Poor guy: hey bitch come here
Rich Bich: OK?
Poor guy: boom! hahaha
Rich Bich: Oh No! my diamonds are soaked.
Poor guy: thats what i call a White diamond soaker
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Hey Jerry, that bitch last night had a Super Soaker Pussy.
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The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed
"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."
The act of being peed on by an asian male standing on his roof.
Derek: Dude, my walk today sucked
Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!
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When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
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When you take you’re cock to the end of her throat and rest into her esophagus
Her voice was a little raspy this morning, I bet Kyle gave her a throat soaker last night
when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea
Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week