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When you stick your dick inside of a tree
Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass
When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.
*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"
An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.
Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!
Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?
Dude 1: No, it's a song.
Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
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The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.
Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
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A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
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When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.
Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
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