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When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser
I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!
said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.
RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.
"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military
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This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.
Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!
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A man who uses sex to use or manipulate others. The opposite of cock teaser.
See that guy, he is a real hen teaser.
What is a hen teaser?
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An individual or class of individuals who enjoy withholding who they will eventually vote for in an election; an individual or class of individuals who manipulate(s) polls by telling telephone canvassers or other poll-takers he/she is in favor of a candidate and then his/her rival depending on the day of the week he/she is asked; an undecided voter.
Chad enjoyed confounding telephone surveyors by never telling them whom he would ultimately vote for. He is a real
poll teaser.
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Dead on accurate synonym for stripper.
Strippers will say anything to get your hopes up if they know you got a pocket full of 20's. They're straight up cock teasers.
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