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A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.
"So I tried the Vacuum Position last night bro."
"Finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out"
"oh, I just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big"
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A female that continues to give oral pleasure at no expense. One who is basically addicted to giving blow-jobs. Often enjoys swallowing semen as well.
I remember back in high school, there was this chick that gave head to like thirty dudes...bitch musta' had vacuum throat or something.
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when a sexual partner sucks the pee out of one mans cock
man, i had to go pee so bad i had to get my bitch to give me a lemonade vacuum because i wasnt neer any bathrooms.
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The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.
I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.
An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.
A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.
Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.
Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.
Jackson: Amen!
This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.
Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.
When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
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