a hairy man that does shrooms in the woods.
1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."
25π 112π
A scrub who is a beyond clueless for a standard person or very irritating.
-Yo why is this vike at the party?
-I donβt know man you heard that he didnβt know stacy was hitting on him right?
-Man what a fucking vike!
3π 8π
Paintball Marker designed by the great Aaron K Alexander, the best open bolt marker ever.
Is that ugly thing a viking?
*shoots him at 23 bps debounce 1*
16π 77π
To use in place of the word, "Fuck".
and/or
To put emphasis on the word, "Fuck".
What the Vike?
I'm so Viking excited for this party!
10π 47π
Similar in concept to a weeaboo and equally lame, only with bad tattoos and focused on Nordic culture 1,000 years in the past...
I'm a Viking....
No you're not, there haven't been any Vikings for 1,000 years... you just like to drink and are kinda stupid.....
2π 6π
A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles.
Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.
Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking!
17π 115π
A straight acting gay man, butch, awesome at sports and gets along with straight guys
Dude 1: That new guy is really cool!
Dude 2: You know he is viking, right?
Dude 1: No way! He is the coolest fag I've ever met!
19π 136π