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Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.
Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.
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When a man (or in rare cases, a woman) has to get the plunger when guests are over or serving as a guest. Usually preceeded by a hard to make decision of whether to pinch a loaf or not.
I totally had to do a manly walk of shame when I used the sit n' shit at my girlfriend's parent's place. I'm not sure if they approve of me anymore.
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The last (one too many) time you go for food at an all-you-can-eat buffet even though you're full.
I'm walking the walk of shame.
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When a man wakes up in a woman's home after a drunken, wild, anonymous sexual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave.
Dude, I got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is a cute girl's house and had to "Dude's Walk of Shame" by her cat's stinky litter box. Won't be calling her anytime soon!
To lose a football game wager and then having to walk around a room packed with your co-workers who rooted for the other team while you rub your ass and state loudly how badly you and your team's asses were kicked. As you make your way around the room, your co-workers recount plays in the game during which your team did poorly.
Ramon's team, the Steelers, lost to the Baltimopre Ravens, so Ramon had to do the Walk of Shame in the conference room in front of all the people he boasted to that the Steelers would win.
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When you emerge from a guy's house wearing the same Halloween costume you partied in the night before reeking of booze, sweat, and maybe pumpkins- all in good fun from the night before. And unlike the normal walk of shame... you cannot hide in your halloween costume.
I totally did the Halloween walk of shame this morning- the dead give away was my head to toe chicken outfit
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The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
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