wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)

"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.

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wonk

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

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Wonk

Derived from the work Donk. While a Donk is a black girls ass the Wonk is a white girls ass. Usually large in size.

"Dudee your girl may have a Donk, but my girl has a Wonk"
"Im jealous man" Wonks = better than Donk

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wonk

The word used by chavs from remote Scottish towns to denote self-pollution.

"Ah fancied gettin' ma end away, but ma burd wiz oan the rag, so ah hid tae slide aff for a wonk."

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Wonk

A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously

Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk

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wonk

A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.

Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.

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wonk

english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.

steve is a complete wonk.

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