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after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.
I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.
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A Zager Zambini is when during sexual intercourse the Male does a line of coke off his girl's ass while on crutches and delivering a Hamlet monologue. This type of act is reserved for true legends of the game
Greg: Yo heard your date to Casa Blanca was sick.
Sam: Ye plus I gave her the old Zager Zamboni back at her place so it was a dope night
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caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.
check out the zamboni driver with the canadian.
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The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
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A terrible hockey player, generally one with inept skills and/or on-ice vision.
That bunch of rusty zambonis couldn't score on an empty net.
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Another word for the devil. Also known as the Z Man
If you don't behave, the Zamboni Man will come and take you.
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a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.
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