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The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
Ask someone if they’ve heard of this legendary song if they don’t know what it is slap them
George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is
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Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
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1.The act of having a girl give you a blowjob whilst singing dramatically to the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
2.Bohemian Blowjob- The giving of a blowjob while said recipient is singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs.
Trixy gave me a bohemian blowjob when she wanted me to sing :/
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When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.
The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
Singing extremely loud while also performing the act of forcefully having sex with someone while they are hypnotized under the spell of your voice.
Guy 1: Bro I brought a girl to my place to see that new movie Bohemian Rapesody.
Guy 2: You mean Bohemian Rhapsody?
Guy 1: I don't think it's called that anymore, especially after what I did to her.
The crunchy bits on my special sock.
I used to have a Bohemian Jawbreaker however my MOTHER confiscated it