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A place you sit your ass when you’re to lazy to sit down
I’m gonna go sit on that chair because I’m a lazy fuck
One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades
Jeff: Comfy chair
Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy
Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.
"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."
Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously
Something you sit on you dumbass.
- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.
The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.
"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"
Wait... you dont know what a chair is?!
*john*imma sit in that chair over there*
*dave*"whats a chair?"
*john*"we are no longer friends"