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Making bad decisions everyday is a lifestyle. Make the bad decisions but dont let them make you. Always try to do da bad tings with da bad people. Anyone that isnt doing bad things has to be SUCKED IN.
Pitbull: yo make some bad decisions
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
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Something that grav3yardgirl makes a lot of, specifically while using the "Safe Sip".
"So behind me, I have many................ risky decisions."
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For Girls: Beer + Short skirt = Bad Decision
For Guys: Beer + No condom = Bad Decision
For Girls: "Oh man! I was so wasted last night, it was a bad decision to have dressed like a slut, cause had sex with that ugly guy!"
For Guys: "Dude! It was a bad decision not to bring a condom to that party. I was so smashed I forgot to put on a condom and now she's pregnant!"
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When the choice between two objects has either equally positive or negative effects, and so is really, really hard to make.
When the doctor offered Jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a Big Decision. Be in terrible pain because he was missing a goddamn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-poops while death-gripping the towel rack. Jim did not choose constipation.
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When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.
So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.
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The decision to buy a bag of cocaine and get extremely blown usually with a group of friends while enjoying the pleasent sounds of Young Jeezy or Gucci Mane. Always the right decision to make.
"Yo, you tryna make the white decision tonight?"
"We definitly made the white decision by staying in and blowing coke instead of going to that lame party"
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Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.
JLB: "Hey, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."
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