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Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole
I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night
Park Jimin is know as trending emperor for a long time now. He trends on twitter even when he doesn't make any public appearance. Catches locals whenever he performs. Locals identify him as 'guy from twitter' 'The Jimin' even though he doesn't have his own official twitter account yet. Official twitter account posted being honoured about it. #JIMIN and Jimin are muted by twitter now but there is Jimin category and keywords, hash tags related to him trend under this category.
That's on Jimin being trending emperor.
This kid is becoming popular, might trend like The Trending Emperor Jimin
The hot anime girl of the Lunar Chronicles
Me: So Emperor Kai of you
Rando: Um.. Thanks?
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Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy
You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!
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(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.
So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.
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Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.
Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.
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A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.
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You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.
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