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1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois
"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"
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referencing a private sale of a personal item online via. Kijiji, Craigslist, Letgo, Facebook, AutoTrader, etc. (1) Statement of desirability in fluctuation of price or lack-there-of. (2) Truthful meaning is “firm” however the seller doesn’t want to sound rude; adding “pretty” allows the seller to set their price, but will politely reject offers below asking. (3) The item in question is priced at the sellers lowest acceptable amount in hopes of a quick sale; the offer stands and will most likely not be haggled or bargained to anything less. (4) An overall “nice guy” will use this term to avoid conflict on the internet because he/she wants to maintain the appearance of being a genuine person to potential buyers who still offer less than asking price.
“2008 ATV for sale. Mint Condition. $2000 - price is pretty firm.”
“Hey man, $1800 cash tonight I’ll pick it up”
“Sorry, not quite what I’m looking for”
as opposed too...
“2008 ATV for sale. Mint Condition. $2000 firm.”
“Hey man, $1800 cash tonight I’ll pick it up”
“What the f*ck does the ad say? $2000 or $1800?”
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A phrase used when giving a formal handshake in the place of a high five to show more respect.
Joe: Thank you for buying me lunch
Ted: No problem
(handshake)
Ted and Joe: At the same time "firm but not overpowering"
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a tough, sexy bald-headed latino
Chica, you got to check out the firme pelon that just moved in next door!
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Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.
"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the bins have been ravaged for food, and every shop doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"
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A firm tender one of any gender that is young and very attractive.
Damn he is a firm tender with his sexy eyes
Damn she is a firm tender with pretty smile
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Two Glaswegian teams, Rangers and Celtic. The only two teams who will ever stand a chance of winning the SPL, Rangers due to their superior excellence, and Celtic due to the fact they always have a 12th man on the pitch - the referee.
During an old firm match at gypsy world celtic were unable to win, so called on the ref to allow a fly kick, and awarded an offside goal and also gave a penalty!
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