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Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on.
Brody: So, what did she say?
Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?"
Brody: Dude, you're in the friend zone. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again! XD
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A term used to vilify women for exercising her right to say no because somewhere along the line men got the idea that women are obligated to date or sleep with anyone who talks to them or who they're friends with, and if they don't they're horrible people.
Bob: Wahhh Suzy put me in the friend zone!
George: Oh forget her! She's a heartless bitch! All women are the same!
Suzy: Excuse me? First of all I can't help the fact that I'm not attracted to Bob like that. Second of all I lost one of my closest friends who it turns out was only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, and I'm the villian here?
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A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.
Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'
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A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.
Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me!
Anna: Shut up, your ego will live.
Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche!
Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.
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the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.
girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?
guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
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friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner 'a friend' and unconsciously reject the person as a sexual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up. Its a sickness that runs rampant in todays society and must be stopped.
The best example of this would be that of Daniel and Nicole. Man i wish he'd get out of the "Friend Zone" so sean and i could make that new movie with Aziz Ansari, Jonah Hill, Kevin Hart, Mila Kunis, and Timothy DeLaGhetto
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Hell on Earth were men, who have not tried to be aggressive to get a girl, go to to rot.
Child: Dad what's the friend zone?
Dad: Hell, its Hell
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