Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’

I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?

The Hemi

A simple but revered cocktail. Mix 2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Cointreau and serve on ice. Let rest until clouded. If you are hurried, stir, but do not shake.

What would you like to drink?
I would love The Hemi.

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorrhoids

Last night I was tossing a hemi with preperation H on my tongue.

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.