laid for the gods

It means you look really good, better than an ordinary human. You look like a god. (particularly when you've had your hair and makeup done really nicely.)

Wow just got my makeup and hair done! I'm laid for the gods!

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get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

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Laid-Off

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

See Fired

I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.

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get laid

To get laid means to have sex

some guys just wanna get laid

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laid-black

The patronizing and subtly offensive, casual manner of speech and behavior white people adopt when associating or transacting with African-Americans or people they consider "urban." Typically this involves slang, such as use of the words "man" and "cool," as well as physical gestures like non-traditional handshakes. Despite its misguided nature and condescending effect, often being "laid-black" is well-intentioned and designed to put the other person at ease.

Hey Brandon, did you notice Keith acting so casually at the cocktail party, saying things like "it's cool man" and "that's what I'm talkin' about"? Yeah, he was pretty laid-black because Karen's African-American boyfriend was there.

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o-laid

the act of getting "laid", especially in a spanish speaking country.
derived from the term "ole!"
only as a sexual term.

"So what'd you do in Mexico this weekend?"

"I got o-laid!'

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Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...