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An 'insufferable oaf' is a term used to describe someone when they are deliberately being quite obnoxious. Most famously used by James May on Top Gear when they were all participating in a race along the arctic to the North Pole, and himself and Jeremy were paired together. James sat on the toilet seat on the rear exterior of the Toyota Hilux when Jeremy slowly pulled away, resulting in an angry outburst from James.
'CLARKSON!' yelled James. 'I know it's you you Insufferable Oaf, I'm on the bloody throne!' he shouted, frustratedly.
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A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.
Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!
1. A particular individual who sits around all day gaining weight, and who is moronic. From the latin root, fattius oafius.
2. President Taft.
You: Yo, Joe, did you see Jerry at McDonalds the other day? That fatty had to use his inhaler after every bite.
Joe: Yeah, what a fat oaf.
Or
You: Oh my God, that is one ugly walrus in that picture.
Other guy: That's not a walrus, it's just President Taft's baby picture.
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someone who is a complete flaming asshole, remids you of an oaf, and smells like turd.
That Mexican is such an oaf turd !!
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1. The xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, racist 45th President of the United States of America. He is known for being a fraud, breaking deals and commitments, dodging the draft, not paying taxes, tearing apart families, poor grammar, blathering hyperbole, lying to the public, having no clue as to how foreign relations are built - let alone - maintained, and making the United States a laughing stock amongst the international community. Also known for his outrageous orange hair, orange skin tone (after receiving one of his patented fake tans) and horrendous comb-forward hairstyle.
2. A grown man who at his very best has the intellectual capacity and vocabulary of a third-grader.
3. An overall clueless and not very smart person.
4. An incredibly stupid and extremely insecure person.
The Orange Oaf is a bigoted cheesepuff with a dead hamster as a wig.
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instead of swearin on ya life u swear on da bible
chris: Dats da girl i was wid last nite
Matt: oi bruv take oaf
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Accented version of "fuck off", intended to be slightly obscured and containing a hint of sophistication.
"Ah well, it's 5 o'clock: time to foke oaf"