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Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.
Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.
Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.
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A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.
Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.
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this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.
damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!
While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.
She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!
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Refers to an affliction that some people exhibit when they are confronted by social, political, or controversial issues be that in their personal life or outside; they would just rather ignore it or as the ostrich does, bury his head in the sand when confronted by danger hoping it will go away.
Too bad that Jim doesn't see the restructuring going on at work that will cost him his job. He's hoping it won't affect him, he has Ostrich Syndrome.
If you can't see the subterfuge going on in government, you probably have Ostrich Syndrome.
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A big penis that will please your wife.
Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!
The liquid that comes out when you squeeze an ostrich
Steven: What do you want to drink?
Michael: oh, some Ostrich juice please
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