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The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!
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1.-the act of masturbation for a male.
"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"
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One of Pharoah Yami's Six priests and once owner of the millenium ring. he was in charge of securing tombs of yami's ancestors. Unfortunately, he met his death at the hands of Yami Bakura. Mahdo sealed his soul in a monster which is now yugi's Dark Magician
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An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.
(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
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1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy
Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.
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A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.
After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
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An individual who has devoted their entire being, beliefs and life into their almighty Ogre Lord, Shrek. They've also mastered and on a Consistent basis also joining the practice of Shrekism, and knowing the basics on how to summon him.
Shrekist: "I have transcended humanity and evolved by devoting my entire life to our wonderful Ogre Lord. I have now became a Shrekism Priest and shall sacrifice an Onion to our Lord and Saviour, Shrek. I follow Shrekism, and you should too now as well. ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY OGRE LORD! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"