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when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz
"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"
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A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.
Also see
-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule
Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount
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While having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady's butthole. After you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the asshole of the girl you jizzed in, and proceeds to suck the cum out of her anus.
"So these girls asked me if I ever performed a Colorado Slurpee and said no. It was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way I've ever had."
1/2 to 3/4 of 151 (750ml bottle)
1/4 to 1/3 of Malibu Coconut (750ml bottle) - Really just for flavoring.
3 to 4 32oz Slurpees in blue raspberry, cherry, banana, or pina colada. Don't use the sugar free stuff.
2 Amp Energy drinks - "Traction" or "elevate" recommended
Empty 1 Gallon jug to mix it all together. Then place in freezer.
For the most part the alcohol will not freeze but about half usually tends to freeze up back into slurpee/slush form.
Using 20oz Gatorade bottles to distribute the mixture for smaller more easily accessible drinking works well too, but if you feel like rocking a 64oz Ultimate Gulp mug from 7/11 go for it!
Get Drunkerized!
- 151 Slurpee, Get Drunkerized!
- What in it
- Lots of 151, goes down smooth and tastes awesome!
A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee
"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"
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The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.
Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.
The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.
Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!
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