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When you walk through the high street of any large town or city, and you see the "down-and-outs" conducting their daily business of drinking Special Brew, smoking Spice and wreaking havoc wherever they go.
Two friends walk down the street, cue drunken, drugged-up tramps fighting over the last can of Brew;
JOE: What the hell was that about?
BOB: Just the usual "Street Theatre" we're used to around here - whatever you do, don't make eye contact with them....
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A simultaneous rusty trombone and ice cream dispenser or hot karl, between 2 people. Also an EP by musical group Yeti on a Budget, featuring the songs Hot Karl and Rusty Trombone.
"I was just planning on a hot karl, but then he started playing the rusty trombone, and when I started dispensing the ice cream, we had a dinner theatre on our hands!"
"I've been listening to that Yeti EP "Dinner Theatre" like all day"
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Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.
Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.
Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.
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When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.
Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
When a group of actors plan out a scene beforehand and then proceed to play it out as though it were a real life situation in a public place.
Dude, I saw this couple start breaking up at the library but then it turned out to be guerilla theatre.
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Political theatre is an illusion of choice presented by the political elite to the voter, that their vote has an impact on the future of the nation. It in fact does not, you are simply an observer while Republicans and Democrats are two sides of the same coin, America is technically a one party corporatist state.
Person 1: Why has nothing changed in America, why do we still suffer even though we vote for people who are supposed to represent us
Person 2: Political Theatre my friend, it's all a facade.
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A woman's Vagina.
Quoted in American Dad...
*Stan wakes up to find Francine is having sex with him...*
Stan: RAPE! Succubus! ..What are you doing?
Francine: I'm being spontaneous
Stan: but look at the calendar, this isn't one of our 'safe' days, which means theres something else going on in your Lady Theatre and I DO NOT perform with another act.
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