Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.

1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

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don't make me laugh

something that you say when someone has suggested something that you think is not at all likely to happen

'You never know, Pete might help out.' 'Pete? Help out? Don't make me laugh!'

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make me raw

Where you FUCK so much and so hard that your skin (pussy/penis) is "raw"

Tom: So how was it last night with Laurie
David: It was amazing I told her to make me raw

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Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

"Bitch make me a Sammich" *Bitch Slap*

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don't make me none

Response said when someone says something and you simply don't care or whatever they said didn't affect you in any way.

i really don't care

it didn't affect me at all.

Amy: Hey, the other day John tried to get play from your best friend.

You: So? That don't make me none.

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These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie

These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.

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Sandvich make me strong!

When you get weak, but then you eat a sandwich and get stronger.
Below the example is a free GIF of every TF2 class Kazotskying.

Heavy: Nom nom nom, om nom.
Heavy: Sandvich make me strong!