Because I said so

Because I said so

Bob why, because I said so

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I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

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I straight said

When your telling a story to somebody and you want them to know what you straight said than you just say that.

Mark- I was talking to this guy and he started talking shit so i straight said BAM right across his face.

Frank- Damn thats crazy you must have fucked him up

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i said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

Hank moody the mans ingenious phase of destiny

yea, that's right. I said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?

Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

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And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO

“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.

“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”