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Jerking off in your hunting stand
Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.
When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth
My uncle and his boyfriend are always passing timber
Local low life country bumpkin who acts like she likes to go get firewood but really just want fuck your old man and waste his gas. You can tell them apart by their uncanny jack-o-lantern smile and always wearing short shorts with tattered 10" work boots no matter what time of year. They may or may not have a chainsaw but if they do it hasn't ran for well over a year. The girlfriend of the victim that takes her up to cut wood will notice that any makeup they may have had in his truck is now missing. She is not picky and will go "cut firewood" with anyone that has a truck and or trailer.
That timber slut was with Chris last weekend cutting firewood and now she's headed up the hill Ronnie.
noun: NWUP (northern Wisconsin/ Upper Peninsula of Michigan)word for the native population. in other words, polacks, krauts, micks, and wops calling the original owners of this country a foul name derived from the foul name applied to blacks.
joe: hey, let's go ice fishin up north, hey?
moe: nah, dem timber niggers is all protestin again.
joe: about what?
moe: the history of abuse at the hands of the white man, or some shit like that
joe: fuck'em-let's go to Racine and get drunk!
moe: yah, dere hey!!
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Face down ass up going timber
She's going timber!
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A timber dragon is a female who's on the larger side of life, curves galore and ready to roar.
Hey, look at that timber dragon making a B-line straight for a Greggs.