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Tim, spelled backwards is Mit. A Mit is a glove. Thus anyone named Tim is also named glove.
“Fuckin’ Tim is here”’
”Oh, you mean glove”?
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Giant toaster oven which produces excessively large pieces of toast.
If Mexico had the tim, the world wouldn't be hungry.
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Self-proclaimed "Baddest Muthafukka of All Time"
I'm Tim. I'm the Baddest Mothafukka of All Time. Hold my drink, bitch.
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verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.
Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
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A Tim is a Person who listens to Hello Internet
To be a Tim you have to listens to Hello Internet
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Tim is an amazing loving person he will steal your heart, Tim’s are very creative and amazing drawers he attracts all the girls with his sexy abs and amazing jaw line he plays piano like a beast and is an amazing writer(but doesn’t know it:) )he is very athletic and likes to play lots of sports not just any contact sports he is very fast runner and everyone knows it and isn’t a afraid to get hurt or dirty and would do anything for a girl and is a dare devil. So Tim we love you and go get the girl of your dreams!
Stacy:Have you seen that fit guy I think his names is tim!
Izzy: Ikr I wouldn’t be surprised most Tim’s are hot
Olivia: What a shame Cause HES MINE HAHAHAHA!!!
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