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A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
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A YouTube channel that showcases how to make several drinks, from shots and bombs to Jungle Juices. Plus, plenty of sexy women!
"Yo, I found this on Tipsy Bartender, we should make it!"
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i'm gonna choke that tipsy bitch because she needs me to wax her rear end.
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When you've gotten drunk off two glasses of wine and are feeling very happily attempting to convince people you're not drunk.
"Did you really just get drunk off two glasses of wine?"
"Noooooooo I'm just happy tipsy ;)"
The best drink ever. Made my Kelly, it combines lots of ingredients alone are just ordinary and together are extraordinary.
May you please pass me that delicate martini glass filled to the brim with warming tipsy pilgrim?
When a person snitches on someone's secret like a drunken fool.
" Why did you have to go all Tipsy Topsy on me and make me look bad"
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A group of ten beautiful girls whom jokingly (but correctly) named themselves the Tipsy Ten. These girls never really hung out together before the infamous day at Bertucci's. Now they're all inseparable and love to be merry. Many people don't like this Tipsy Ten group but will someday be an identical version of these girls. They're known to hang out with the "Hampden kids" and "LPL" on many a day.The Chaug will never be the same after the Class of 2011 and the Tipsy Ten bid farewell.
Last night was a good party because the Tipsy Ten was there.
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