the act of being crazy high
“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”
“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”
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A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!
Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!
Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!
Laura: WICKED BITCH!
candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!
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To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.
"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."
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noun 1) someone of the homosexual lifestyle; 2) Harry Ryan; 3) One who enjoys male anal sex
The Fritz walked into the store
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some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ
papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.
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(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.
"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
A mother-fucking badass.
Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.
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