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on the fritz

the act of being crazy high

“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”

“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018

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Fritz

A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!

Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!

Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!

Laura: WICKED BITCH!

candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!

by CANURA March 12, 2009

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Fritz it

To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.

"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

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Fritz, (the)

noun 1) someone of the homosexual lifestyle; 2) Harry Ryan; 3) One who enjoys male anal sex

The Fritz walked into the store

by Saze and Des February 21, 2005

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papa fritz

some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ

papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.

by blessed with love March 25, 2011

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schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti November 21, 2017


Fritz the Cat

A mother-fucking badass.

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.

by Elizabeth Bliss August 12, 2011

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