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Nerd

You are not a nerd unless:
- You are obsessed with computers and know their functions
- You find pleasure in reading books that are very conceptual and difficult to comprehend
- You are rejected by society
- You are antisocial, though, when it's your turn to speak, you sound like the smartest one in the room
- You wear glasses (Usually)
- If you are still in school, you are underestimated by everyone, even if your GPA exceeds a 3.5 (W)
- If you are an adult, you are making well over 6 figures, if not 7 or 8+, and you proved evryone wrong
- Your IQ exceeds your weight
- You do not give a crap about impressing girls/boys
- You are not interested in having a relationship
- You could care less about what you wear everyday
- You have a very strong photographic memory
- Your artwork is unbelievably incredible
- You outsmart/outsmarted your teachers at least 10 times throughout your school days
- You are a perfectionist, though, you are incredibly fast when finishing school work
- You don't necessarily get good grades, though, you are highly career oriented (If still in school)
- You stay away from popular trends (I.E. celebrity news; a new fashion brand; etc.)
If you meet all or most of these requirements, you deserve to be considered a nerd.

Everyone made fun of that nerd who sat next to me in physics class 20 years ago, now, he's a billionaire, and I work for his ass.

by I dislike egotists March 6, 2017

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


nerd

1. A person who is a realist and not an idealist. He/she sees the world for what it truly is and learns from its mistakes and in turn, becomes very successful in life.

2. One who has a vast knowledge about a certain subject, but is not obsessed with it. Don't get us confused with geeks as they are wanna-be nerds who have no life and are obsessed with whatever their fascinations are (usually WoW and shit).

It's unfortunate that there aren't more nerds in the world today.

by Mecha105 July 28, 2007

58πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Nerds

A nerd is an interesting sort of idea. To some, the idea comes simply: glasses, nasal, scratchy voice. Inhalers, pocket protectors. Whatever the hell.
I think a nerd is something else. Someone who has a large IQ, sure. But doesn't act that way. A nerd is a person who plays video games, spend their money on new releases and Trading Card Games. Ones who, online, are actually, well, literate. A nerd can be extremely annoying or really cool. Depending on your point of view. And hey, since they have a non existant life, they have all the time to talk to you. One more thing: Nerds like to trash talk a lot of things behind your backs. Rap, emo, goths.. Whatever is around the bend.

Face it. Nerds whoop your butt. Not only are they smart, but they can have you on your butt crying when it comes to the infamous XBox queen. Halo.

by Daddy August 3, 2004

308πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


nerd

A name given by lazy buggers in a class to those who take education seriously.

Don’t worry mate, he’s a nerd. He’ll bring his assignment on the date.

by Kylei May 29, 2005

325πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


Nerd

An oppressed genius.

I`m a Nerd myself because i am very intelligent which is exactly why people always oppress,harass and refuse me.And why?Because they are envious and they claim my ideas are too complex.

by Omar Afifi March 14, 2007

70πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Nerd

Top MCOC merc. My cheap unit protΓ©gΓ©. Also known as Hyena

Yo I need a merc!
Call up nerd, he's the best one there is!

by AZ Odinson October 11, 2020


nerd

you bitch

damn the person who actually looked up this word is such a fuckin nerd

by coolerchan December 7, 2020