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On the beaches of Tokyo, a woman in reverse cowgirl position passes gas, spraying sand all over the man's face.
Man: Lets go have sex on the beach, I want to see you reverse cowgirl me.
Woman: ...Ok!
-midway through she lets out a huge fart-
Man: -cough- -cough- Delicious. Lets call that one a Tokyo Sandblaster.
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The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.
#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster
#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???
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The act of taking an Asian chick to a beach/sandy area of land, having sexual intercourse, and just as one is about to cum (or in this case, drop the "Little Boy" bomb) - pull out and cum on her face, throw sand on said cum, and scream "BANZAI"
Conan: "Hey, whatever happened between you and that Asian chick?"
Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"
*high fives"
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The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand.
Tokyo Sandblaster.
She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.
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A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.
If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.
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When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.
Did you see Jessie when Buzz fired a tokyo sandblaster into her face? She looked asian!
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The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
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