a little birdy told me

1.you got it from good authority
2. you found it out the latest info from someone's Twitter

1.Hayley:How did you find out about your birthday party?
Ryan: Oh, a little birdy told me

2.me:PAnic AT the Disco is coming to South Africa!!
random fangirl; OMJ realyy?? how do you know??
me: oh, a little birdy told me

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A little birdy told me

someone got information from someone else you know and they dont want you to know who it is

bob: a little birdy told me that you slept with my g.f.
Bill: who told you that!!!!

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a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

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a little birdie told me

When you hear something from a person's twitter feed.

twitter feed: OMG LOOK AT THESE AWESHUM PUMPS. #omgSHOES (insert twitpic)

...later...

Person: Hey, I heard about your new shoes. SEXY.
Twitard: OMG, what? STALKER. How do you know?!

Person: A little birdie told me.

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Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

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That's what I told her

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".

Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"

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I Kinda Told Sofia

A process where you have to listen to your friend bitch and moan about his ex to another friend who also dated the same sawed off happy trail havin' girl.

So yeah uhh i kinda told sofia i have a boner but she won't let me stick it in her

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