Tom

A person who is funny, sexy, amazing, awesome at guitar, loves pot noodle, has lots of great friends loves ketamine and is a crazy motherfucker. tscs ftw

Have you seen T..'' - ''Im here!'' - ''i wish i was you, tom

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Tom is the sexyiest beast around, he slays all the ladies, and then enlightens them with the most amazing positions in bed....

"Wow that guy is such a Tom, last night was an experience of a lifetime...." *orgasms*

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Tom

An old slang term for a lesbian

"Don't bother flirting, they're a couple of toms."

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Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

The floor needs sweeping.

Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

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a flattering discritpion given to a person, referencing ''Tom'', the guy described below.

Arguably the sole inspiration for pratically everything that is Awesome in this world.
The global ruler of tomorrow.
that guy that wears a dinner jacket to school sometimes. The Sworn Enemy of ''The Game''.
The Immovable Object to Chuck Noriss's Irresistable Force
And a Damn Funny Chappie, too!

Gent 1: did you hear what fred said yesterday?

Gent 2: yeah, that was funny shit!! he is such a tom!!!

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American Hero.

If you need to be rescued, call on Tom

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(verb) to have sex with someone in the brown eye

Dude, I totally tommed that chick last night. You should see her try and walk today!

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