When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!
"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"
"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"
Someone who’s into fucking old ladies. They like to raid their “tomb”.
Guy 1: yo why you always sleeping with old ladies?
Guy 2: cause I’m a tomb raider
A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.
Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.
someone who only has one purpose and is pugly
you're a Turkish tomb cat.
A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”