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Tomb Raider

When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!

"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"

"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"

by BassDaddee October 29, 2022


Tomb Raider

Someone who’s into fucking old ladies. They like to raid their “tomb”.

Guy 1: yo why you always sleeping with old ladies?
Guy 2: cause I’m a tomb raider

by wheelie boi December 17, 2019


Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.

Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.

by Yabae08 September 6, 2019


Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022


Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by April 14, 2022


Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by April 14, 2022


TomB

Fat vaper- Tom B#0001

The Blitz Bot

God I hate TomB

by BlitzBot February 25, 2021