Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
Yanking one out to a zoom audience.
I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.
Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.
"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."
Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.
I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.
Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.
My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.
jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off
Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.
When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.
On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.