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A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.
That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.
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someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.
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a guy who looks acts and dresses like the typical douchebag trying to fit in. usually there is a certain style that all the guys try to wear to have that look. they are usually unwanted because of their comments and actions that make you dislike them and wish they were not there.
Bob is such a tool with his mid calf black socks and vintage no snapback cap going on about that party last night.
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A person, most often male in nature, generally pleasing to the eyes, that constantly speaks of themselves, and how often they hit the gym, bang chicks, go to the tanning salon, and get drunk, while wearing too much product in their hair and/or medium sized chains around their necks. The worst tools will not have jobs, have lower than average intellect, and date girls stupid enough to pay for everything.
That guy I met at the bar tonight was such a tool...
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(v.) To have sex ; the act of fornication.
Tina is so fucking hot, man I would love to tool her...bigtime!
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Has multiple meanings..
1 - A person who's always used by other people, a loser. People always take advantage of these kind of people.
2 - Male sex organs.
3 - The most awesome metal band ever !
Mac - Hey Jenny, would you like to suck on my Tool ?
Jenny - Yes, I'd love too.
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A person convinced by his/her peers and by society that they must act a certain way to be accepted. This typically consists of blaming other people for your problems, never getting over high school, wearing your pants halfway down your legs, and believing your kindergarten teachers when they said you were special.
Studies show that 95% of tools are unaware of the word's actual meaning, and will misuse it on a regular basis.
American tools have overused the word so much that, along with gay, retarded, and a deer having been killed on major state highway, it has transformed into something completely different, and now simply means, "that guy I don't like."